As a night-owl, I have 180-degree vision and can fly-a dad joke to get you started. We all know late night thoughts read like a who’s who of cringy memories of your life. If they aren’t punctuated by anything in the lines of what was wrong with me? Ulichoma bana!! Then you aren’t doing it right. That said, the council decided to bless me with one question; what is your writing style?

I have been pondering over that and have come to a solid conclusion; my writing style is Times New Roman-I’m puntastic like that.

Growing up, I always fancied myself as a half decent writer. I cannot count the number of times I was kidnapped in compositions let alone the number of times I saved myself-had myself mulling over how I’d get kidnapped in a composition about my pet. As soon as I started dishing out the classics like frog’s kingdom and whatnot, I knew I was the shit. My favorite one however was describing one of my captors or the lot of them for that matter and it went like this; okay, I don’t remember the whole thing but it had something to do with shaggy hair resembling my grandmother’s yard broom and them having Greek-god like muscles-insert cringe.

I watched my talents morph from Oscar-worthy kidnappings to more plausible stories. I unknowingly shifted to a conversational tone which has stuck to date. I was fascinated by the idea of painting a picture with words and with a more than active imagination, I might as well change my name to Picasso. I like to write as if we’re having a conversation. If I think of a stupid joke, I’m telling it-and no, it is not the name of a person. I also like to incorporate some humor into it, in case you hadn’t noticed, like one of my favorite authors, Rick Riordan. I think the everyone deserves some laughter and the occasional annoyance from a terrible joke. In fact, the only thing stopping me from adding jokes into my code is that its not possible-as if that’s the only thing wrong with that story.

That I would say is my writing style.

_storyteller.

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